[christopherclark]

The secret is soooo guarded, Consumer Reports isn't even aware of it.

Now that's truly a secret.

Yes, they are aware:
https://www.consumerreports.org/car-repair-maintenance/honda-cr-v-affected-by-engine-trouble/

However, it is a very few problems, compared to what info is out there. I've been on a CRV discussion site and the vast majority (including me) do not have the issue.